SNL's Elizabeth Warren Calls Herself America's Prostate Exam: 'You Need One or You'll Die'

Presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.), played by the brilliant Kate McKinnon, stopped by SNL’s Weekend Update as the show returned from a mid-season break.

“I haven’t been this excited since I found out my package from L.L. Bean had shipped,” McKinnon’s Warren told host Colin Jost.

McKinnon’s pitch perfect Warren went on to describe the candidate’s ethos: “I’m a fighter. I’m fighting for the middle class. I’m fighting for Medicare for All. I’m like if Monday Night RAW was hosted by NPR’s Terry Gross.”

Jost then asked her about a recent Politico article that characterized her as “unlikeable.”

“I’m sorry I’m not young and pretty like the jackass Trump,” Warren responded. “Am I likable? Prob not, but neither is a prostate exam, but you need one or you’ll die. This country, Colin, is long overdue for a finger up its caboose. You might even like it, so bend over America, and let Mama Warren get to work.”

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