So, Ron DeSantis announced his candidacy, which means it’s time for:
“Ron DeSantis right on cue.”
Don’t applaud. That was terrible. I said to Gene, “Make it bad.” Mission accomplished. So it happened during an audio stream with Elon Musk on Twitter. But there were technical glitches that prevented the Florida governor from speaking for about 25 minutes, which prompted Biden’s press team to ask, “Any way you can hook us up with those glitches?” Meanwhile, Musk already dealt with those responsible…
But the conversation eventually got going and lasted about an hour. We pause now to listen to all of it.
RON DESANTIS, MAY 24: We know the country’s on the wrong track. We see it with our eyes. We feel it in our bones. We see the border being overrun. We see crime infesting the cities. We see the federal government making it more difficult for families to make end’s meet and we have a president who is a listless vessel.
Gov. Ron DeSantis, R-Fla., blasted the Florida NAACP chapter for issuing a travel advisory against travel to the state over its conservative policies. (Screenshot/Twitter)
Hmm, “listless?” That is so untrue. Biden’s got a lot of lists. Look at this one. I’ll read it: Put on shoes after socks. Don’t put on socks after shoes. Only shake hands with real people. The person named Jill is your wife. But DeSantis makes it clear our country’s off-track — something Biden and friends will never admit, even when trains literally go off the tracks. Joe treats derailments the way he treats unplanned grandchildren: like they never happened.
But Ron better be ready to rumble because the media and the Dems see him not just as a huge threat, but also evil. And their mouths are foaming like Kevin Spacey watching a Little League game. I don’t get it. Vanity Fair came up with this headline, “Ron DeSantis Will Formally Announce His 2024 Bid With Elon Musk, Because Apparently David Duke Wasn’t Available.”
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ACTOR 2: Don’t say gay, Bill.
ACTOR 1: Oh.
File photos of former President Donald Trump (left) and Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (Fox News )
Here’s the CNN headline from today, “Why DeSantis is just as dangerous as Trump — or more.” You see that? And here we were told that Trump was an existential threat. So is DeSantis an extra existential threat? How is that possible? He’s not just evil, he’s double-secret, super-MAGA evil. Poor CNN, just like Jeffrey Toobin, they screwed themselves. If you don’t say DeSantis is as bad as Trump, that’s an endorsement for DeSantis. And if you say he’s worse than Trump, then you expose your previous hysteria for what it was, ********. So expect more of this.
THE BREAKFAST CLUB: It’s obvious that Ron DeSantis is a White supremacist, right?
WHOOPI GOLDBERG: I don’t want to dislike you. I can’t help it… Why do you dislike people of color? What’s wrong with American history? What’s wrong with gay folks?
Well, thank you for explaining to us what it’s like to be Black in America, you 80-year-old White hag who once wore blackface. Oh, yeah, she’s fugly no matter what the color. But you got to have some real balls to be a White woman lecturing Black men on being Black. Maybe she does.
Bottom line, if the GOP has any plans to win, they got to come out swinging like Larry Kudlow at nude volleyball. What an image, huh?
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